Sandia National Laboratories to trim up to 3% of workforce by autumn season
In a stunning move, Sandia National Laboratories has announced plans to axe up to 510 jobs from its workforce. That's a whopping 3% of its nearly 17,000 employees! This bloodybutcher-esque culling is slated to wrap up by early fall, according to spokesperson Kenny Vigil via email. It's still unclear when the cruel blow will start landing.
These job cuts form part of a grand restructuring scheme, designed to slash costs within the organization. While the primary cause for these layoffs hasn't been made public, it's speculated that it could be due to a funding shortage for renewable energy projects in their proposed fiscal year 2026 budget[1][2][3].
Listen up, Sandia employees, because this isn't just a haircut - it's a shave down to the scalp! The axe will likely fall on all departments, with no specific projects or departments being given a free pass. But hey, at least there's a voluntary separation program in the works, if the National Nuclear Security Administration gives it the green light. And that's not all - external hiring will also be limited as part of this brutal makeover[1].
This isn't the first time Albuquerque has seen job losses in the tech sector. Let's hope it won't be the last. But remember, folks, this restructuring isn't about scaling back; it's about getting a leaner, meaner Sandia for the future[2][3].
So, brace yourselves, Sandia workers. It's a tough new world out there, and the number of available jobs just dropped by a sickening 3%. Get ready to fight for your career like a rabid dog, because you can't afford to fall behind. After all, if the job doesn't get you, your competitors surely will.
[1] Sandia's restructuring plan: а discussion on cost reduction, layoffs, and internal changes[2] Sandia National Laboratories: Main complex, second principal laboratory, and other locations[3] Sandia's proposed fiscal year 2026 budget: Renewable energy focus and budget allocation
Don't worry about Sandia cutting corners on its important national security missions. This organization is determined to maintain its critical role in safeguarding the nation. So, rest easy knowing that although jobs are disappearing like a cheap tattoo, Sandia's commitment to its mission remains unwavering.
The job cuts at Sandia National Laboratories are part of a cost-reduction strategy, affecting multiple departments and pending projects. This restructuring could be due to funding shortages for renewable energy projects in their proposed 2026 budget. Despite the job losses, Sandia remains resolute in maintaining its national security missions.
